Angry Dog Coffee Mug – "Touch My Coffee and I’ll Slap You So Hard Even Google Won’t Find You" – Funny, Protective Coffee Lover Gift
Guard your coffee like a pro with our Angry Dog Coffee Mug, featuring a fiercely protective pup and the hilariously intimidating warning: "Touch My Coffee and I’ll Slap You So Hard Even Google Won’t Find You." Perfect for those who take their coffee seriously, this mug is your caffeine defender, ready to ward off any unwanted sips.
Whether you’re at home or the office, this mug is a fun way to let everyone know that your coffee is off-limits. Ideal for dog lovers, coffee enthusiasts, or anyone with a sense of humor, it’s the perfect blend of sass and practicality.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Fierce Dog Design: The angry dog illustration paired with the bold warning message is sure to get the point across—your coffee is not to be messed with.
- Perfect for Coffee Defenders: If you’re the type who doesn’t share your coffee, this mug is your new best friend.
- High-Quality Ceramic: Made from durable ceramic, this mug is microwave and dishwasher safe, making it as tough as the dog on it.
- Unique and Funny Gift: Ideal for friends, coworkers, or anyone who values their coffee time, this mug makes a great gift for any occasion.
- Vibrant, Long-Lasting Print: The design and text are printed with high-quality, fade-resistant ink, ensuring they stay bold and bright through many uses.
Show everyone who’s boss of the coffee with a mug that doesn’t mess around. Perfect for those who believe that their coffee is sacred and not to be touched.
More details
- Ceramic mug with same color handle
- Glossy White
- Microwave safe
- PLEASE NOTE!
That these remarkable mugs deserve special care. While they are suitable for microwave use, they must not be placed in the dishwasher. Handwashing is recommended to preserve the longevity and brilliance of the graphic designs, allowing you to relish in their beauty for years to come.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sassy Sayings
- Email: contact@support.sassysayings.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating. Meets the lead 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Mug Size
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
